Friday, January 23, 2009

I'm back! Sort of.

Hey everyone,

Much thanks to everyone who offered their support during my much-needed downtime. Those of you that offered comments and emails to check in on me - it meant the world.

However, after looking at what I wanted to do and my hopes for my blogging, "Is It Noon" will be shutting down sometime in the near future. I loved doing it, but it was just too much for me to keep up with.

That said, I have started a NEW, more personal blog "The Domesticated Writer." I'd love for you all to come check it out and meet me there!

All the best,

Lindsey

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

A Temporary Hiatus

Hey gang,

The author of this blog is taking a temporary hiatus due to the combined stresses of personal and work related things. I'll post updates as I can, but the daily posts will be put on pause for a while.

Do check back when you can, and hopefully you'll come back to a shinier, happier blog!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Mixed-Bag Monday: Nano Winner!

I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving, and some much needed rest and relaxation time. I spent the majority of my time furiously pounding on my keyboard, trying desperately to get to the 50,000 word mark for Nanowrimo this year. Guess what? I DID IT!


At 50,046 words, I managed to write a not-entirely finished novel. I can't recall feeling so proud of myself as I do right now. It was ridiculously hard, but I did it. Of course, it's a pile of slop, but there are a few sparkles in it.

As I continue to work on it, I'll likely start posting a few excerpts when I feel they're ready for public consumption, if anyone feels they'd like to see any of it.

What do you think? Interested or not? Did you take part in Nano this year? What happened?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Website Wednesday: Funny or Die

I remember when Funny or Die first came out, I wasn't sure what to make of it. I thought it had potential with Will Ferrel fighting with the tiniest little landlord ever. But the website has become a really fantastic collection of old and new comedy bits. One of my new favorites is the literal 80s videos. Here's the first one.



Monday, November 24, 2008

Mixed-Bag Monday: Why Buy the Cow?

Today's surprise is a quick one, as I am a bit overwhelmed with work. So I give you someone else's great list: 27 popular websites that became books (with varying degrees of success). Some examples:

9. Options: The Secret Life Of Steve Jobs (fakesteve.blogspot.com)

Options Secret Life Of Steve Jobs

The Secret Diary Of Steve Jobs was the 21st-century Primary Colors for nerds. Silicon Valley ate up the blustery voice in the blog, even though it made no pretensions towards being the actual voice of the Apple cofounder. But if Jobs did keep a blog, does anyone doubt it would begin posts with statements like "My life is awesome. Let's face it. It's not like I'm bragging. I'm just true… I invented the friggin iPod, OK?" The reach of Fake Steve Jobs eventually extended to poetic tributes to Jerry Falwell, tongue-lashings of Facebook ("Their slogan isn't 'Don't be evil'—it's 'Don't get caught'") and predictions of a Web 2.0 downturn by an index of slutty Flickr pictures. But the blog will truly be remembered for continuing for nearly a year after its creator, Forbes tech editor (now Newsweek tech columnist) Dan Lyons—not an Apple insider, as had been suspected—was officially unmasked by The New York Times. For a blog important enough to be investigated by the Gray Lady, the book, no matter how original, was almost an afterthought. Sadly, Lyons, a novelist in his own right, ended the blog in August with the words, "Fake Steve is not really going away, he's just taking on a new form."



16. Passive Aggressive Notes: Painfully Polite And Hilariously Hostile Writings (passiveaggressivenotes.com)

Passive Aggressive Notes

Passive Aggressive Notes mines a niche of the found-humor vein first tapped by Found magazine (which didn't make this list because it started life as a 'zine, not a website). The site compiles user-submitted photographs of handwritten notes discovered in offices, apartment buildings, dorm rooms, and anywhere else the annoying foibles of humanity knock up against each other. The book version of the website doesn't go much further than including some never-before-seen examples of thinly veiled hostility, though it is loosely arranged by theme, which allows for some interesting insight into people's various confrontational styles: Witness a series of notes devoted to changing the toilet-paper roll, which range from a series of illustrated Post-Its demonstrating proper roll-changing technique to a single square clinging to an empty cardboard tube with the word "douche" scratched on it in big black Sharpie letters. From the banal ("For the love of God, please stop burning the popcorn!") to the absurd ("Opera singer: Close your windows or shut up."), Passive Aggressive Notes is a testament to the (often unintentional) hilarity that we're all capable of when pissed off and armed with anonymity.



Link: http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/why_buy_the_cow_27_popular/1

Friday, November 21, 2008

Funny Friday: The Blog that Led to Marriage


I've been blogging for quite a while, somewhere in the range of about six years. It's hard to believe, to be quite honest. When I first started blogging, I was on Xanga and could only really use text and html to add pizazz to my entries. Much of it was nothing more than a bunch of whiny adolescent angst and passive-aggressive attacks on people I knew. I'm thinking I've progressed since then. (See my favorite passive-aggressive note on right to "Dear Sinner")



One of my very last Xanga entries caught my eye today. This entry was also posted on myspace, and it just so happened that a very secret admirer saw this post, and decided that I sounded like the girl for him. I married that secret admirer, though when he found the post, I had no idea he existed yet. (Yes, he was stalking me. Adorable, eh?) I had just broken up with a nice guy who wasn't right for me, and was beginning to feel that dating was going nowhere. Here's that post in its entirety.

The last few days have been really chaotic emotionally. I keep finding myself praying in a rather accusatory manner. Such as, "God, SERIOUSLY. What is going on?" Sometimes it's very hard for me to trust that everything that happens is for a reason, that there is some great plan and everything will make sense someday.

Right now, it doesn't.

Sometimes I really wish I could just get a letter from God in the mail that would read something like the following:

Lindsey,

Hi there! Just wanted to let you know what was up. In June, 2008, you're going to meet someone really awesome. He'll be just the guy for you. You'll have cute kids, with his eyes, and your nose (sorry about that). You'll laugh more often than not, stay up all night playing some inane video game, and eat ice cream by the gallon. You'll be in love the rest of your lives. So relax for now...it's all going to work out in the end!

Love, God.

Wouldn't that be amazing? My response would most likely be, "Oh cool. Thanks!" And I would go about my life with considerably less stress. So why doesn't it work that way, I ask you?!

Sometimes it does work out like that. I ended up meeting him in March of 2007, but everything else is perfectly true. We laugh constantly, we play WoW until embarrassingly late hours, and I am pretty sure I'm carrying about 8 extra pounds of ice cream weight.


I'm waiting for the letter from God that says:
HA HA! Told you so.






Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Thursday: The...?

So in honor of you, my dearest readers, I am offering YOU the chance to decide what in the world Thursdays will bring to my blog. I had a couple of thoughts, including "Throwback Thursdays" and "Thoughtless Thursdays," but I am giving the power to the people.

What would you like to see included on this blog? It doesn't have to be cute and have a "th" sound at the beginning of the word. We can work on that later. Just tell me what you'd like to read about and see on here...and I will be a slave to your whims.

The winning entry, chosen by me, will get heaps of glorious praise and free linkage to their blog (if they have one) next week! (What more could you ask for, I tell you?)