Mixed-Bag Monday: Recession Blocker

It seems like one can hardly turn on the news anymore without being overwhelmed by horrible financial forecasts. I consider myself to be somewhat savvy with financial matters, but even I get a little freaked out when I read the news.

Until now.

I present to you the Recession Blocker. This handy little website allows you to feed in your favorite news sites and block all those scary words! Terms such as "credit crunch," "bank failure," "stocks down," "plummets," and "Armageddon" (I'm not kidding) will all be happily blocked and leave you feeling calm and at ease about this [redacted]. Enjoy and have a happy day!